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Клуб изучения английского языка "ENGLISH CRISSIE"

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Анекдоты

SOME JOKES FOR TODAY.
STILL NOT PERFECT.
A small schoolboy often wrote: "I have went" instead of " I have gone" At
last his teacher said,
"You must stay after school this afternoon and write " I have gone" a hundred
times. Then you will remember it."
When the teacher came back he found a letter from the boy on his desk. It
said:
" Dear Sir,
I have wrote " I have gone" a hundred times, and now I have went.

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WHAT IS THE GIRL AFRAID OF?
Father took his young daughter to the cinema. HE took a seat in the middle of
the hall while his daughter sat down in the front row to join some other
children.
The newsreel was showing a forest fire which frightened the little girl very
much and she came back to take a seat beside her father.
"What's the matter?" he asked. "Did the fire frighten you?"
"Oh, no! " she answered. "The smoke got in my eyes."

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